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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:53

Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes